A new Arrival

I am the proud owner of a brand new bouncing baby sofa. Yes, tis true... 9 months ago after a rather alcoholic night of debauchery I found myself in a compromising situation with various household furnishings. Not being one to shirk my duties as a responsible parent i have taken it upon myself to shoulder the burden of fatherhood. Please congratulate me upon my good fortune.

I think it looks like its mother... hopefully it will have my brains.




ps... the toilet roll was for my NOSE. perverts